Saturday, July 07, 2007

So Much Cooler Online.....

This song totally cracks me up, because it's so true! If any of you remember the "flip/flop" story of my "footloose and fancy-free" online dating days, you will understand why this is so funny!!

"ONLINE" by Brad Paisley:

Artist/Band: Paisley Brad
Lyrics for Song: Online
Lyrics for Album: 5th Gear

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight

I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat
with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind

It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat
with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

OnlineI’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat
with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’ll see ya online

Here's the link to the video. It has Jason Alexander, William Shatner, and Taylor Swift in it. It's hilarious!!! At the end, a marching band plays the refrain. Check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCK2UT120eI


Have a great weekend, all
J.

6 comments:

mitchgib said...

Funny song !
My neighbor met her husband online dating.
He has been married before, and calls her
"door numver two". He's really charming. He also has a hairy back !

Peace

RWA said...

Between that and his song, "Ticks," Brad has sure come up with some funny stuff.

Brother Dave said...

J - I love the music video. It is outrageously terrific.

e.Craig said...

WoW! That's a clever song and video, J. Thanks for sharing it.

HoosierGirl5 said...

I realize I have a weird sense of humor, but this song makes me laugh every time!!!

Dave, Craig, and Jay - Did you see that the word "Mac" is in bold? (hint, hint)

J.

David said...

That is a funny song. Back in high school my siblings and I would go into chat rooms and decide on a profile by committee and mess with people. We've also done the same thing with our cousins. If any of you thought you were talking to a firefighter babe who was in her bathroom on a laptop...haha!

Thanks for the visit. I'll be back.