Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Yes or No?

I stole this one from Poppy a LONNNNNG time ago.


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? — no
Been arrested? — yes
Kissed someone you didn’t like? — no
Slept in until 5 PM? — no
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — yes
Been suspended from school? — no
Experienced love at first sight? — yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — yes
Been fired from a job? — no
Fired somebody? — no
Sang karaoke? — yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? — yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes
Kissed in the rain? — yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — no
Seen someone die? — no
Played spin-the-bottle? — yes
Sang in the shower? — yes
Smoked a cigar? — no
Sat on a rooftop? — yes
Taken pictures of yourself nekkid? — yes
Smuggled something into another country? — no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — yes
Broken a bone? — no
Skipped school? — yes (as a teacher!)
Eaten a bug? — God, I hope not.
Sleepwalked? — yes
Walked a moonlit beach? — yes
Rode a motorcycle? — yes
Dumped someone? — yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? — no
Ridden on a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — no
Blacked out from drinking? — no
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — no
Felt like killing someone? — yes
Cross-dressed? — no
Been falling-down drunk? — yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yes
Eaten snake? — no
Marched/Protested? — no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — no
Puked on amusement ride? — no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — yes
Been in a band? — no
Knitted? — yes
Been on TV? — yes
Shot a gun? — yes
Skinny-dipped? — yes
Gave someone stitches? — no
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — no
Ridden a surfboard? — no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — yes
Streaked? — no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? — yes
Tripped on mushrooms? — no
Passed out when not drinking? — no
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — yes
Grabbed electric fence? — yes
Eaten alligator meat? — Ick,no.
Eaten cheesecake? — yes
Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? — Hell, yes. Isn't that what it's for?
Killed an animal when not hunting? — yes
Peed your pants in public? — yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — no
Written graffiti? — no
Still love someone you shouldn’t? — no
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — yes
Believe in love? — yes

Answer one for me....
J.

9 comments:

Sayre said...

Eaten snake? Yes. Rattlesnake. Tastes like chicken... ;0)

Sayre said...

Psst... Jeff's back.

Brother Dave said...

OK… here I go.

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? — no
Been arrested? — yes
Kissed someone you didn’t like? — no, perish the thought
Slept in until 5 PM? — no
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — yes
Been suspended from school? — no
Experienced love at first sight? — yes (millions of times)
Totaled your car in an accident? — yes
Been fired from a job? — no
Fired somebody? — yes
Sang karaoke? — no
Pointed a gun at someone? — no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? — yes (I think so)
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes
Kissed in the rain? — no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — no
Seen someone die? — yes
Played spin-the-bottle? — yes
Sang in the shower? — yes
Smoked a cigar? — yes
Sat on a rooftop? — yes
Taken pictures of yourself nekkid? — no
Smuggled something into another country? — no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — yes
Broken a bone? — no
Skipped school? — yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes, if grasshopper counts
Sleepwalked? — not sure
Walked a moonlit beach? — yes
Rode a motorcycle? — yes
Dumped someone? — no
Forgotten your anniversary? — no
Lied to avoid a ticket? — yes
Ridden in a helicopter? — yes
Shaved your head? — no
Blacked out from drinking? —yes, or so I was told
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — no
Felt like killing someone? — yes
Cross-dressed? — no
Been falling-down drunk? — yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yes
Eaten snake? — no, but would if prepared properly
Marched/Protested? — yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — no
Puked on amusement ride? — no, only afterwards
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — yes
Been in a band? — no
Knitted? — does a broken bone count?
Been on TV? — no
Shot a gun? — yes
Skinny-dipped? — yes
Gave someone stitches? — yes, several times have sutured wounds
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — no
Ridden a surfboard? — no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — yes
Streaked? — no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? — yes
Tripped on mushrooms? — no, but might try them under right circumstances
Passed out when not drinking? — yes
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — yes
Grabbed electric fence? — yes
Eaten alligator meat? — no
Eaten cheesecake? — yes, my favorite dessert
Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? — of course
Killed an animal when not hunting? — no
Peed your pants in public? — no
Snuck into a movie without paying? — yes
Written graffiti? — no
Still love someone you shouldn’t? — no
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — yes
Believe in love? — yes, and I believe in like, as well

Hoosier Girl said...

Sayre - Rattlesnake? Yuck!

Jeff??? You mean, psychosomaticwit? Yes!!!

Brother Dave - You did a meme!!! I am so proud of you! And you better not forget your anniversary!

J.

Brother Dave said...

What's an "anniversary?"

e.Craig Crawford said...

I answered "YES" to all of 'em. (and i never lie)

Poppy said...

Wow, I don't even remember doing this!

That was a long time ago, apparently!

Or yesterday... I've become extremely senile in my 34th year.

Sayre said...

Yes - Psychosomatic Wit has returned!

Hoosier Girl said...

Brother Dave - What's an anniversary? If you don't know, ask Shirley!!!

E.Craig - You're a cross-dresser? Really?

Poppy - If you're senile at 34, what will you be at my age?

Sayre - I have been over to his spot to say hello! Thanks for the "heads up".

J.