Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
What do you talk about? Holy shit, what am I supposed to do say to all those guys?
Just kidding, there wouldn't be that many guys there. I guess, with the exception of my ex-husband and a couple of guys who basically lied to me to get what they wanted, I would thank most of them for caring about me. And I would thank most of them for helping me to grow and learn to become the person I am today. Hell, I don't really know what I would say.
Maybe I could get everyone to gang up and beat the crap out of my ex-husband....hee, hee.
What's your favorite thing to do on a rainy day? Watch movies and bake something, or order pizza. Stay home. Go back to bed, preferably with my lover. Read.
Are you a window person or an aisle person? Why? Well, I used to be a window person, because I loved to look at the land as it got smaller, and the clouds. But since I flew home from Texas and I was on those really small commuter planes, which made me feel like the cabin was closing in on me, I am now definitely an aisle person. There's more space on the aisle. And more room to breathe.
That's all for now.
Have a good evening.
SEE BELOW FOR THE "PITY PARTY" POST, HA, HA.