A teacher in Italy was suspended because she moonlighted as a porn star. Anna Ciriani, who calls herself "Madameweb" in hard-core Internet videos and at erotic shows, was deemed "not compatible with educational activity."
The Top 16 Signs Your Teacher Is a Porn Star:
16. She starts class every single day by whipping off her glasses, shaking her hair out of a bun, and bursting the top button on her blouse.
15. Naughty, disruptive students have to stay after and clap chalkboard erasers -- on her bare ass.
14. She refers to your final exam as "the money shot."
13. Kids no longer have to make textbook covers out of brown paper bags. The publisher does it for them.
12. Your dad suddenly starts attending parent-teacher conferences.
11. During story time, the bunny always dies.
10. The entire school orchestra consists of 30 guitars with wah-wah pedals.
9. Her assistant, Miss Phluffer, is always handing her a fresh pointer.
8. Assigned reading list includes "A Sale of Two Titties" and "A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream."
7. Her social studies lesson on Triangular Trade involves real rum and molasses, and has been downloaded over 6 million times on YouTube.
6. *No one* falls asleep during her audio-visual presentations.
5. "Walk up to the board and solve for y. Nobody? How about 2+2. No? Can ANYBODY walk up to the board?"
4. "Today's economics lesson will focus on principle of Opportunity Cost as applied to the charges incurred by pool cleaners, gardeners and pizza delivery boys."
3. Standing room only at her cafeteria table on "corn dog and kielbasa day."
2. He smirks derisively at the output of the volcano you made for your science project.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Teacher Is a Porn Star...
The good news: She shows up wearing nothing but a see-through teddy and carrying a Kama Sutra book. The bad news: You're home-schooled.
Thank God I teach elementary school!
Which one was YOUR favorite?