It's true.
Yesterday I was getting dressed after a shower. I bent over to pick up my bra which had slipped off the bed onto the floor and I saw it: my breasts are.....ummm....slimmer. They are still approximately the same size, but my bras do seem to fit more loosely. I also noticed my breasts don't seem to feel as full....somehow they're a little....squishier. Softer. Not as firm. I'm not sure what to think about this. Is it me losing weight, or is it related to being over 40? I don't know.
Yesterday I was getting dressed after a shower. I bent over to pick up my bra which had slipped off the bed onto the floor and I saw it: my breasts are.....ummm....slimmer. They are still approximately the same size, but my bras do seem to fit more loosely. I also noticed my breasts don't seem to feel as full....somehow they're a little....squishier. Softer. Not as firm. I'm not sure what to think about this. Is it me losing weight, or is it related to being over 40? I don't know.
Anyway, let's examine the evidence:
Exhibit A:
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This is a picture of me from approximately a year ago.
13 comments:
Umm .. I don't see a problem here whatsoever. ;-)
(slight blush)
Why, thank you sir....
J.
Well now. First off, I like the message on the shirt. I really can't tell which is "fuller." But .. Exhibit B is sexier.
I admit I'm not a "breast man." A couple small titties are just fine as far as I'm concerned. I'm a "butt man."
I don't get man's fascination with the female breast. Not to be confused with appreciation now. ;-)
In all fairness I think you should post a pic of your butt, J. :-)
By the way ... how do we really know you didn't stuff a couple of those orphan socks in your bra on that "Exhibit A" photo? ;-)
Could we have Exhibit C now?
[he he he]
I've experienced this phenomenon too... Unfortunately, it seems like when you start to lose weight your breasts are the first to lose it (after all, they are mostly fat). Eventually, the rest of you slims down too and things seem more "normal".
Both pics work for me. ;)
E.Craig - I will see what I can do (about the butt picture). Thanks for the "sexy" comment. ;) And I don't need socks, babe. Exhibit B should prove that!
Brother Dave - Anytime, sweets. I will send you a private picture. (wink)
Sayre - I figured as much. It's just weird.
Corky - You're welcome! (wink)
J.
wow I wish mine would shrink...I wanna have em cut off but the gnome says noooooooo wayyyyyy...
hee hee he sorta likes the girls..lmao.
Definitely B. It is normal for breast size to shrink a bit if you are losing weight so I wouldn't sweat it unless the clerk at the grocery store starts calling you "Sir".
Hmmmm both look delicious...Exhibit B does have a certain magic to it tho!
Hmmmm both look delicious...Exhibit B does have a certain magic to it tho!
Canadian Flake - Don't cut 'em off! Ouch! As for your hubby, I would be worried if he DIDN'T like girls! (ha, ha)
Just Dave - I don't think anyone would EVER call me "sir". I'm too much of a girly-girl.
Palm Springs Savant - I look delicious? Thanks! (delighted smile)
J.
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