Tuesday, June 05, 2007

It All Adds Up.....

I was popping around to all my favorite blogs this evening, and while I was over at Jay's place, I saw on the sidebar his "MySpace" page. So I popped over there and found this:

I'm sorry - I know some of these "offenses" are kind of rude, but I just had to laugh. So, I gave it a try. Anyone else game?

Add up your total fine from the following offenses:
Smoked pot -- $10
Dropped acid -- $5
Ever had sex in a church -- $25 – Eeeuuwww!
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person next to you -- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat someone up -- $20 - Do I have to count when I was 10 years old?
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone without knowing their name -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever driven while drunk-- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20 – Does a hot tub count? (wink)
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Given oral -- $5
Received oral -- $5
Given/Received oral in a moving vehicle -- $25
Stolen something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stolen something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 - Well, this one is easy. My 2nd husband was 15 years older than I am.
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone, but didn't mean it -- $25
Been streaking -- $5
Streaked in broad daylight -- $15

My total - $415.00
Wow, I've had a lot more fun than I thought! (laughing)

What's your total?


Yorksdevil said...

What's my total? Shamefully low!

Lisa said...

How does one have sex with someone while in jail? Are you supposed to be in jail with them a la Paris Hilton, or just visiting? ;-)

Jay said...

$435 ... ha! I win! LOL

Brother Dave said...
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TheBirdman33 said...

You got me beat by $5. I actually thought I was doing pretty well, but only made it to $410.

Brother Dave said...

All I can say is, if my total were handed to me as a lump sum in U.S. dollars, I could retire comfortably.

HoosierGirl5 said...

York - Aw, come on. You're still young!

Lisa - I don't know but if he/she is in jail, WHY do you want to have sex with them? and WHERE do you have sex with them? You didn't give us your total! (grin)

Jay - It's only $10. What did you do that I didn't do? (laughing) Remember, you were only supposed to count masturbating once! Ha, ha!

Birdman - You came to visit! And our totals are close - what a guy!

Dave - Really? You don't look like the wild type! Do tell!


RWA said...

Wow. A measly $175.

My life is so boring.

heels said...

$170- On the sex front, I guess I've been pretty tame. I make up for it in other ways!!

HoosierGirl5 said...

RWA and heels - Gosh, I feel so....corrupt...compared to you two. How did my total get so high? yikes!