Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Meme from Finding Heart....

I tagged myself from FindingHeart's blog. You all know how much I LOVE these things:

GRUB-OLOGY.
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch.

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Penn Station or Taco Bell.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Applebee's.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 10%. I'm a poor teacher.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pasta and bread.

Name three foods you detest above all others? Potato salad, green olives, and mustard.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Stir-fry with shrimp, noodles, snowpeas, lots of veggies.

What are your pizza toppings of choice? Chicken, diced tomatos, veggies. Thin and crispy crust. Yum!


What do you like to put on your toast? apple butter.

What is your favorite type of gum? anything minty.


TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? about 50.

Number of contacts in your email address book? about 10.

What is your wallpaper on your computer? a silly "Back to School" cartoon that my daughter put up as a joke.

What is your screensaver on your computer? the pipes one.

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? nope.

How many land line phones do you have in your house? two.

How many televisions are in your house? 4! (hard to believe!)

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? food processor.

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? all country, all the time. Damn straight.

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? zero.


BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? eyes.

Are you right handed or left handed? Right

Do you like your smile? yes.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? babies, moles, fallopian tubes.

Would you like to? sure, can they get rid of my "baby belly"?

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? yes.


Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? touch.

When was the last time you had a cavity? now.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? out-of-control kids at school. 70 pounds at best.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yes. Car wreck, April 2004. Hit my head. Woke up in an ambulance on my way to the emergency room. I still don't remember being hit, but the car was totaled.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Something simple. I have always liked classic names or Bible names. Mine is neither.

How do you express your artistic side? Writing my blog, scrapbooking, and cross-stitching.

What color do you think you look best in? Medium blue. Brings out my eyes.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Not too long.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? yes. both times when I was little. Once a small stone (playing doctor and pretending it was medicine), once my tooth (when my dad tried to wiggle it and I tried to get away).

If we werenÂ’t bound by societyÂ’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Hell yes. I have some guy cousins who are gorgeous!

How often do you go to church? Once a week.

Have you ever saved someoneÂ’s life? no.

Has someone ever saved yours? no.

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.


Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? yes. Not because I'm that nervy or that gorgeous naked, but because I could use the money.

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? yes (no tongue!!)

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Yes. See the main reason above.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No. Sorry, I need money, but I don't do pain.

Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yes

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yes.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I probably couldn't. I can't even eat the hot salsa at Tumbleweed.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Absolutely not.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Yep. It'll grow back.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Yep.


I'm not tagging anyone, but let me know if you do it. J.

7 comments:

FindingHeart said...

I've only seen a few of these, but everyone seems to answer 'food processor' to kitchen appliance. Now THAT is marketing success. Everyone has to have one but nobody uses it. LOL!

Wife has 'take down' training and is one of 3 at the school. She left school the other day with marker lines all over her arms. The kid was out of it, but with it enough to not mark her clothes. God bless ya'll for working with those guys day in and out.

RWA said...

GRUB-OLOGY.
What is your salad dressing of choice? Honey Mustard

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell.

What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Logan's Roadhouse

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 15-20 percent

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pasta

Name three foods you detest above all others? Zucchini, liver and brussel sprouts

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Sweet and sour chicken

What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, Chicago-style

What do you like to put on your toast? Grape jelly

What is your favorite type of gum? Anything but cinnamon


TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? 30 or so

Number of contacts in your email address book? Work? Over 150. Personal? About 25

What is your wallpaper on your computer? The Atlanta Falcons logo

What is your screensaver on your computer? The pipes - yeah!!!!

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? I don't think so

How many land line phones do you have in your house? One

How many televisions are in your house? Two

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Cooking utensils

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Rock

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None


BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I have no idea

Are you right handed or left handed? Right

Do you like your smile? It's alright

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Moles - and a kidney stone

Would you like to? Yes

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? No

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Touch

When was the last time you had a cavity? A long time ago

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Other than 25-ounce beers? I'd have to think about that one

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? No

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I wouldn't change it

How do you express your artistic side? Writing

What color do you think you look best in? Black

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? A couple of weeks...maybe

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? No

If we werenÂ’t bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Yes

How often do you go to church? Not frequently enough

Have you ever saved someone's life? No

Has someone ever saved yours? Not that I can recall

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yes

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? No

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? No

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No

Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yes

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Yes

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? No, not for $5,000

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? No

Redneck Nerdboy! said...

Brilliant! I loved it!

My answers will be as honest and forthcoming as I can make them! Hahahahahahaha! ~sniff~

No really.

sunShine said...

Very interesting.

Tense Teacher said...

Mr. Fab made up that meme over the summer; it's a good one.

disappointed said...

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 10%. I'm a poor teacher.

"I'm a poor teacher." What a poor excuse for being cheap.

You're the type of teacher who give teachers a bad name. I worked in a restaurant for 12 years, and I absolutely HATED waiting on teachers like you. Demanding and cheap.

I am a teacher now, and believe me I am trying to change that image. Teachers are NOT "poor" and we DO know how to tip. Get into the real world. 15% has been STANDARD for the last 25 years. 20% is even more common. You should be embarrassed.

HoosierGirl5 said...

wow, my first negative comment! I must be getting popular.

To answer Ms. Chip-on-her-shoulder above, I was serious about the 10% but kidding about the "I'm a poor teacher". I usually START at 10% and go from there based on service. I have been accused by my S.O. of being overgenerous in the tip department. And if I'm "poor" financially, it's because of 4 kids, not because I'm a teacher. I don't think I'm a "typical teacher - demanding and cheap". But I know someone (see above) who is giving teachers the reputation of being b----es.
Thanks for stopping by.
J.