Don't ever say good things don't happen to ordinary people. Some good friends of mine got an amazing deal on a Toyota Camry for their daughter. They decided to "pay it forward" by offering me an amazing deal on their 95 Suburban. Yes, it's a tank. Yes, it gets only 14 miles to the gallon. But all I have to do is put a tag on it and insure it. And I'm only putting liability on it since it's paid for!