Monday, May 25, 2009

Mindless Fun


2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father’s middle names)
Faye Richard ( I like this one)

3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother’s dad; father’s dad)
Bill William (yeah, I know. Dumb)

4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name)
Horjo (sounds slutty)

5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Cat (sounds more like a drink)

6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born)
Ann Albany (good one)

7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fav drink, add ‘the’ to the beginning)
The Yellow Tea (doesn't sound very intimidating, does it?)

8. FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name)
Jock (this should be my "famous athlete name".)

9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet’s name, current street name)
Moustache Olive (very weird).

10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on)
Bobo Buffalo (sorry, that sounds more like my cowgirl name.....)

11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle)
Jodizzle (Very stupid...)

12. IRAQI NAME (second letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name, then last three letters of your last name)
Oranndiack (Can't even pronounce it; makes no sense)

13. GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Moustache (That sounds likes another drink, or an ice cream sundae)

14. STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfume, favorite candy)
Charlie M&M (NOT sexy)

Let me know if you try it.


Sayre said...

Hahaha... my porn name is "Lady Cat Jennings."

Brother Dave said...

"Mindless" describes it very well.

My porn name is Charlie Colorado.

Watch for me.

Watch out for me.

eatmisery said...

Hey! I did this same post on May 25th, early in the morning. You even titled yours the same. Thief!