Before the game starts:
"Do they do this every year?" "Is Pittsburgh in Indiana?"
On Faith Hill and Jennifer Hudson singing:
"This is more like a concert than a football game."
After seeing all the close-ups of the football players during "The Star-Spangled Banner":
"Some of those guys don't even know all the words!" and "I bet they keep that camera really clean."
After the flyover: "Are those guys going to drop fireworks?"
During the coin toss: "Are they EVER going to start?"
After watching Pittsburgh make a touchdown, then have it challenged in the 1st quarter:
"He didn't really make it. The judges saw it on TV, and they took it back."
30 minutes into the game: "I'm done watching football. I'm going to watch cartoons."
Coming into the living room in the 2nd quarter: "Are they still playing?"
Sampling Rachael's snacks, holding two hot wings on either side of his body:
"Hey look Mom, I've got wings!"
At half-time, when Bruce Springsteen was on:
"What happened to the game? Who is THAT guy? Why is Mom dancing?"
3rd Quarter, clearly getting bored: "Well, at least we got to eat good snacks."
And that, my friends, is how an 8 yr. old sees the Super Bowl.