Saturday, February 21, 2009

Buddy, buddy


I have been gifted with an award. Apparently Metalmom thinks I might be the kind of chick to help her "dispose of the body", if the need arose. She might be right (evil grin). I feel the same way about her...if I ever get a clean shot at my ex with no witnesses, I'm sure she could be counted on to be discreet...and bring her own shovel. I'm not at liberty to say more. At this time. Anyway.......

Now, I have the opportunity to name some accomplices friends of my own:

My first award goes to someone who no longer blogs, but occasionally de-lurks to add a witticism or pithy comment to the blogosphere - my friend and lover, my one and only Steven. This guy has come to my assistance and/or defense too many times to mention. I know he's got my back. And who wouldn't love a guy who sends you flowers and thinks you're sexy? Which works out great, 'cause I think he's pretty hot, too.....Thanks, babe. You're da bomb!

Other recipients who I know would save my ass rise to the occasion....or should I say, lower to the occasion, as the grave-digging situation may be.....

Sayre - This Florida chick is on top of things. And I am determined that we WILL meet this summer, since I missed my chance last year.

Amy - My California twin! I know this chick would bring the bleach for hiding the evidence.

E.Craig - As his children and grandchildren know, this is a man you can count on. AND he can cook! He's clever enough to pull this off.....

Brother Dave - The evil creative twin of E.Craig, David is a font of information. I'm sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve.

Trukindog - T-dog is the kind of guy who you just know would come running when you called. Hell, knowing how he feels about marriage, he would probably do the deed himself! (hee, hee) And Metalmom agrees with me - she gave him the same award! What does this say about him?

TookieTail - This Southern gal has got it going on. With her creativity and intelligence, I know she would have some good ideas.....maybe some good digging spots.......

JustDave - My Colorado connection. He travels so much, I know I could count on him to help me plot my getaway.

SushiBoy - He looks sweet and innocent, but those who know him well know differently. I'll leave him to do the on-line research on poisons........

SuperWoman - This girl can handle 3 rambunctious kids AND Sushiboy. I know I can count on her, even if she IS Mormon (wink).

Blondefabulous - This Florida mama is one tough cookie. She can handle evil landlords, bitchy teachers, AND her children. She would definitely help me hide the body....

and of course, Metalmom.

Okay, here's how it works if you want to pass it on:

1. Put the logo on your blog.
2. Add a link to the person who awarded you.
3. Award up to ten other blogs.
4. Add links to those blogs on yours.
5. Leave a message for your awardees on their blogs.

Have a great weekend!
J.

12 comments:

Trukindog said...

Well as Red Green say's
"If the women don't find ya handsome they should at least find ya handy"

I do have an assortment of shovels although as I told Metalmom I know the perfect way to dispose of a body or bodys that does not require shovels...just a hatchet & a...
well I can't say anymore here,trade secret ya know.

Thank you for your trust,confidence & the award.

Tookie Tail said...

Awww shucks! Thanks for the award!
How nice!! =)

You betcha I've got some good digging places. Come on down to da bayou and we'll let the gators take care of the rest! :hehe:

Sayre said...

I'm a good digger AND I have various other tools we can use for disposal... More Power!!!

Thanks, HoosierGirl - and I hope we DO get to meet this summer!!!

Blondefabulous said...

Awww thanks hon! I appreciate it. I am pretty handy with a shovel.... just sayin'....

e.Craig Crawford said...

I gratefully accept your award. But will I be able to break the rules and post it on my blog?

I always give credit to anyone who gives me an award. But I rarely give awards, and would not be in this instance.

Thanks again for that cool award. And if you're ever in jail and need bail money, I'll loan you the half dollar to make the phone call. After all, that's what friends are for. ;-)

Sushiboy said...

If we use strong enough acid we won't have to dig, and I won't have to research poisons! lol

I'll get right on that research. Right after I find my shoes, this could get messy.

trkndude299 said...

Yay,
I made it! I made it to the top of a list. Does this make me an A-lister?
Yay,
I'm a de-lurking bomb!
I likes the sound of that, has a certain ring to it.
Yay,
I love you and your back ;)

Just Dave said...

I humbly thank you. And, yes, I am familiar with a number of fine plots still available in the New Jersey swamps where you can hide any number of bodies. Just give me the location of the whackee.

HoosierGirl5 said...

T-dog - You are welcome. A guy like you could really come in handy. (wink)

Tookie - Oooh yeah. I love the gators idea.

Sayre - Power! That's the ticket! And yes, we WILL meet. I am determined.

Blondefabulous - Hey, no problem. Shoveling experts are always welcome.

E.Craig - Yes, I believe you may graciously accept the award without passing it on. As for the half dollar, well....you brought tears to my eyes. *sniff

Sushi - See? I knew you weren't as innocent as you look!

Trukin' Sweetie - You are at the TOP of MY list all the time. I love you and your back AND your front and all the parts in between. (pant)

JustDave - The number one candidate for whacking lives in Indianapolis. But maybe we should spare him....for now. I still need the child support. You are welcome.

J.

AmyD said...

Wow! Thank you very much! And, yes, bleach, Lysol, and a season of CSI just to make sure we didn't miss anything.

;)

Brother Dave said...

Re: "Brother Dave - The evil [creative] twin of E.Craig, David is a font of information. I'm sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve.

Thank you for the complimentary remarks.

I shall strive to live up to all expectations.

HoosierGirl5 said...

Amy - LOL at the CSI comment! We have all learned a lot of the wrong things from those shows!

Brother Dave - You are very welcome. I am sure you will live up to and surpass all expectations.

J.