"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Ho, ho, ho!
J.
3 comments:
Probably smells a lot better too.
…and, you can get a new, fresh one every year.
roflmaooooooo
thanks for the giggles...lol.
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