Sunday, March 11, 2007

Silly Quiz Sunday Returns.....

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, to "Silly Quiz Sunday". My selection this Sunday ranges from the serious to the slutty. Here we go:

First up, "How Rare Is Your Personality?". I've taken these personality tests before and I would say this one is right on. I am surprised that supposedly only 7% of all people have my personality. I guess I AM rare.....

Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ESFP)

Your personality type is playful, charming, open minded, and energetic.

Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 5% of all men
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.



Next up, a quiz I stole from Fleur de Lisa. I was a little concerned to see that I'm most like Dionysus, who is the teacher who seduces a student. Whoa there. My students are 6, 7, and 8 years old. It's not gonna happen! Famous people like me? Britney Spears and Michael Jackson! Oh help! I am not, I repeat NOT, going to shave my head. Anyway, give it a shot:

Dionysus
33% Extroversion, 46% Intuition, 100% Emotiveness, 100% Perceptiveness

Although deeply emotional, you are extremely lacking in self-knowledge. You are somewhat needy, and when bored, may become very hedonistic. Your life is a quest for meaning, above all else. You are most like Dionysus. You are primarily interested in serving others, but your efforts are almost always unappreciated. You aren't confrontational, you're often out of tune with your own needs and unaware of the consequences of your own actions.

You are, at heart, a good person. You are very affectionate, and you are very loyal to your friends and family. You are very reluctant to burden others with your own problems, to the point that this in itself can become a problem for the people who care about you. This is a particular of a more general problem. Dionysus sends wave of ruin throughout his personal life. He is the photographer who seduces his subjects. He is the teacher who seduces a student. He is the art student who paints nonrepresentational splashes of color, he is the poet who rejects meter and content. You seek sexual partners more than anything else (this is to exploit the nurturing side of others to help fill your own void). If not sexual partners, this desire to become the object of sympathy with other people can manifest itself in other destructive ways. Stinkfist by Tool explains your condition pretty well. It's very likely that you haven't had many experienced mentors. You don't want them either, because you're the sort of person who rejects criticism and boundaries, but they're also your only hope for reaching any kind of emotional maturity.

Famous People Like You: John Lennon, Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner
I'd tell you to stay clear of Hermes, Icarus and Apollo, but you could probably learn something from them. You're least likely to hurt The Oracle, Atlas, Prometheus, and Daedalus, but Atlas and Daedalus won't like you very much.
Seek out: The Oracle, Prometheus


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 99% on Intuition
You scored higher than 99% on Emotiveness
You scored higher than 99% on Perceptiveness

Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test



THIS quiz was way more fun. What Kind of Cake Are You? My favorite cake is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting, but I liked this answer too......


You Are Strawberry Cake

Fresh, sassy, and romantic.
You're a total flirt, who never would turn down a sugary treat.
Occasionally you're a bit moody - but you usually stay sweet!
What Kind of Cake Are You?



For x-rated fun, try "The Slut Test":
Here are my results -


The Results ARE IN!
You are:
68%
Slut
Only 68%? (grin)


Your above score was normalized against the average, so don't even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 68% Slutty.


Scored by OkCupid.com, free online dating: www.okcupid.com
We are also the Inventors of SparkNotes and TheSpark.com.

A Few Collected Statistics. Of all 1549222 test takers:
75% have french-kissed someone.

65% have had sex.

36% would date someone just for the sex.

48% shave their pubes.

27% fantasize about prostitution.

24% fantasize about rape.

34% have had anal sex.

No comment on the stats. I don't know how all that stuff got underlined, but I can't figure out how to take it off. Just ignore, please.
Have a good week,all.
J.

2 comments:

Fleur de Lisa said...

I love these quizzes. Some are so right on target- others are completely crazy.

Jay said...

You and Briney and MJ .. hahahaha ...

Cool quizzes.